Meet the world’s furriest hip hop band: the Possum Posse!
The possums are Chris, Curtis, and Calvin—a.k.a. Uneazy-C, C-Quence and Lil’ Shawty Boi—three furry fellas who’ve just electrofried their fans and are about to get sued for everything they’ve got.
Will they lose their worldwide fame and freedom along with their wealth? And if that happens, how will they ever bounce back?
CHRIS a.k.a UNEAZY-C
Chris starts life as a small, scrawny possum who can’t even stand up to a regular old house cat’s bullying. But his animal activist parents expect him to change the world and some weird old goat believes he can save it. Meanwhile, his squad’s banking on him to be the illest hip hop artist in the game. No pressure, right?
But here come the curveballs. Humans take out Chris’ folks and toss him in a cage, and now he’s wanting nothing to do with the whole human race. Rage becomes his constant companion, and he’s got this bladder issue. Plus, his band goes nuclear, and we’re talking millions of fans injured in the blink of an eye.
Chris loses it all—money, Malidbu beach house, his sanity. Just when he thinks it can’t get worse, he’s hit with a death sentence and a journey through dark, grimy sewers. Throw in a giant killer mosquito and a smiley dictator with murder on the brain, and you’ve on one heck of a ride with this young possum.
So, what’s it gonna take for Chris to get on track? To turn his weaknesses into strength? To use his voice for good and come out on the other side alive?
CURTIS a.k.a C’QUENCE
Curtis is a hip hop genius and masterminds the Posse’s journey straight to the top of the charts. But it’s way more than hip hop music that elevates this brother’s mood to Cloud Nine.
This furry fella loves all the shiny rap-culture trappings. Think thick-zipped tracksuits, solid gold grillz, and rear-view mirrors with selfie lighting in every one of his limited-edition Lambos.
Always on the fashion-forward grind, Curtis would rather have his swagger on point and lose, than be rockin’ some outdated gear and win. But with his vibe on point and his flow all chilled, the Posse crew wouldn’t have him rockin’ any other style.
CALVIN a.k.a LIL’ SHAWTY BOI
Baby bro to Curtis, Calvin packs a tiny frame but spits bars with a voice that booms loud and proud.
A mean possum (well, most of the time) and an even meaner beatboxer, this little guy’s also the Posse’s resident clown. Calvin’s always on the hunt for a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at himself.
When it comes to hobbies, you best believe grubbin’ takes the crown, closely followed by that gold chain game he and his big bro throw down. Speakin’ of big brothers, Calvin is forever buggin’ Curtis into pulling his finger… just so he can let one rip!
GOAT
When it comes to producing hip hop music, this hairy-chinned homie is the Greatest Of All Time. That’s why everyone calls this goat: The GOAT.
But this all-round legend ain’t just rockin’ music-producing talents.
The GOAT is also a straight-up time traveler, mind reader, unofficial life coach to wily possums, and the teller of our tale!
SARAH
When The GOAT’s gone MIA, you can count on Sarah to step up as the brainiac holdin’ it down. But Chris’ right-hand ace ain’t just a possum whisperer. Sarah has a bag of tricks that’ll make your head spin. Hypnosis, anyone?
RICHARD
The Posse’s fresh-faced band manager has a brain for business and acts like he’s got the guys’ backs. But can the Posse fellas really trust what they see?
NIYA + CHARLES
Niya and Charles Possum ain’t just Chris’ folks. They’re the leaders of The Furry Fighters animal liberation movement. On top of that, they whip up the illest flapjacks this side of Manhattan Beach. Slide that chocolate syrup, fam!
SNOOPI CAT
From the jump, the Posse homies are straight out hatin’ on this worldwide superstar.
Why? Perhaps ’cause Snoopi’s rackin’ up hip hop accolades while they’re breakin’ TV screens and wreckin’ backstage chill zones.
But soon the possums are gonna peep the truth and give props to the coolest feline in the music industry. She’ll be rollin’ with their crew, no doubt. Stay tuned!
MZUNGU
Don’t get played by that flashy grin. This power-hungry hippo is all about shameless self-promotion, hustlin’ to stack those chips off humans and aiming for world domination on the side.
The question is: Do the possums have the fire to flip the script on Mzungu’s dastardly dreams?
MAJOR HUNCHMAN
This cyborg soldier is rockin’ everything from leading armies and fighting possums, to riding donkeys and smashing out showstopping musical theatre performances. Is there anything Mzungu’s right-hand robot man can’t do?
